Voldemort's Poops

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Let me start by saying that I think Kim Kardashian is not worth America’s time, she became famous by putting a penis in her mouth and then stayed famous by being a hilariously ugly crier on a tv show about her family having problems that the average middle-class american family can relate to, like buying Bentleys and vacationing in Rio every other week. 

THAT SAID, I think it is absolutely ludicrous that so much attention is being drawn to the weight she has gained WHILE BEING PREGNANT. She has gained a lot of weight, that is one of those pesky side effects of having another human growing inside of you. 

And while we’re on the subject, what is the obsession with celebrity pregnancy anyways? I think people get a sick thrill off of having a small window of time where one of their favorite celebrities, whose bodies they have always coveted, is fatter than they are. 

At any rate, let’s stop pretending that we care about the well-being of the celebrity fetus in question, and whether they will be brought up in a nurturing household, because the truth is, we only become interested in them when they turn 16 and are caught doing lines of coke and making a sex tape so we can devour them like we have devoured their celebrity parents. 

[end rant]

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westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

read that shit hell nah reblog x20

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foodtrucker:

I was born at an incredibly young age

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“The closer he looks at the child, the less he sees … The more he looks at it, there’s nothing there. He fears that the more you look at him the less you see. There isn’t anything there.” - John Hughes

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Photographs taken inside musical instruments making them look like large and spacious rooms.

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Fridays

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senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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